Okay, Top 7 That Cindy Doesn't Already Know

The title should say it all.

#1 A couple times I had dreams where I kissed another girl, and I wake up freaking out and saying does this mean I am a little bit gay. Have to share the deep stuff to impress Cindy Barth, otherwise no one would ever know this. PS. Does this happen to anyone else?? Please say yes.

#2 My first kiss was between me, a boy named Brian, and a Jolly Rancher, which he passed to me, and I was totally grossed out. And I had to kiss him because I liked him and he broke up with me the first time because I wouldn't kiss him. But he dumped me again a couple days after that kiss anyway.

#3 I got caught forging a note to get out of school early, and my mom asked me about it at dinner during which I couldn't utter a single word. I just sat there staring at my mom with my mouth open.

#4 I like to write and have a few kids books and poems I would love to get published, but don't ask to see them because unless they are good enough to publish, nobody is going to see them.

#5 I have probably spit drinks out my mouth and some out my nose more than anyone I know from all the hilarious dinners we had when we were living at home as kids.

#6 I have a secret desire to be on Wheel of Fortune because I know for a fact that I would win.

#7 When I was a young single girl, I used to look at license plates to see what my last name would be when I got married. My initials before I ever got married were JLB for Jamie Lynn Barth and I would look at all the license plates because where I lived there was a number, then three letters, then three more numbers. I always looked for the JL and whatever was the third letter would be the initial of my last name when I got married. Pretty dumb, but I used to look for little signs in everything.


Enjoy a good laugh on me everyone.